
âIâm embarrassed about the fluid situation,â the comedian Jenny Slate began, apologizing for her cold. We were talking on Zoom, and she was some three thousand miles away, in Los Angeles, so I told her I didnât mind. Still, she continued, through coughs, âIâve found, after COVID, that the sound of fluid in the nose is a turnoff for many people, which totally makes sense. So Iâm calling it outâI know that Iâm gross. Thatâs probably all you need for this interview! Thatâs really the center of my perspective.â
Is it? Consider the contents of Slateâs latest standup special, âJenny Slate: Seasoned Professional,â an A24 production that débuts on Prime Video this Friday. With her trademark kid-sister zaniness, Slate talks about her âexplodedâ vagina after giving birth to her daughter, Ida; a seventh-grade orchestra trip that ended in a messy lactose-intolerance incident; and peeing in her overalls while fleeing early-pandemic L.A. But Slateâs perspective isnât just about bodily fluids. âSeasoned Professional,â she got around to telling me, is a âlove story told in reverse.â
Slate took a circuitous path to both love and comedic stardom. Her single season on âSaturday Night Live,â in 2009-10, is mostly remembered for the accidental f-bomb she dropped during her first sketch. Her breakthroughs came later, including her viral video âMarcel the Shell with Shoes On,â which was directed and animated by her then boyfriend, Dean Fleischer Camp; they later married, divorced, and turned Marcelâs miniature adventures into an Oscar-nominated feature. She starred in the abortion dramedy âObvious Child,â made memorable appearances on âKroll Showâ and âParks and Recreation,â and lent her voice (or her many voices) to animated projects such as âBig Mouthâ and âZootopia.â Her first taped special, âJenny Slate: Stage Fright,â appeared on Netflix in 2019.
Slate, who is forty-one, splits her time between L.A. and what she describes as the âlittle seaside townâ in Massachusetts where her husband, the artist and curator Ben Shattuck, grew up. When we spoke, she was in her home office. Behind her was a painting of her dog Reggie (R.I.P.) watching her other dog Arthur (who went with Camp after their divorce) on a TV set. When I asked her to name the weirdest object in the room, though, she looked around and chose an electric drill. âItâs very easy for me to say that objects have personalities, or, at best, a tiny spirit,â she said. âJust a touch of the pagan.â In our conversation, which has been edited and condensed, we talked about the power of turning forty, her obsession with her therapist, and how Marcel the Shell helps her with parenting.
Jenny, do you remember how we first met?
I definitely remember screaming at you that we should get margaritas but mistaking you for someone else, because I myself had had too many margaritas. Do I remember how we first met? I donât think I do.
Iâll tell you. It was around 2005, when I had just started at The New Yorker, and you were dating a New Yorker fact checker and would come to our softball games and cheer us on.
Yeah, Josh! What a handsome, nice person. He was my college boyfriend. I loved going to those softball games, and I loved going to the bar afterward. Everyone was really nice to me. Thereâs a version of that where people are, like, âSomebodyâs girlfriend? Blech!â
You were like our WAG. You were our Taylor Swift.
Oh, my gosh, what a frigginâ compliment, man!
You would bring us some spirit, which made up for what we lacked in athletic ability.
You guys were pretty good. Unless Iâm wrong. I kind of remember you getting your butt kicked by the High Times team.
Yes! It was, like, Why are you not stoned and wandering off the field? It made no sense.
I wouldâve been very stoned as well, and Iâm not ashamed to say that. That was a pretty heavy marijuana time for me. Now I havenât smoked weed for over five years, but at the time I had a really healthy relationship with it. I remember sitting there stoned and being, like, the specifics of this situation are dear to me. Theyâre softball players, but they work at a magazine. They all have to do that job, but then theyâre willing to let each other see them play sports, and then theyâre going to drink beer. It just felt so old-fashioned. I was, like, This is what I would have chosen as a kid, and now I get to have it.
Iâm pretty sure I knew that you were a comedian then. But it wasnât until years later that I saw you on âSaturday Night Liveâ and went, âOh, my God, thatâs Jenny, Joshâs ex-girlfriend from softball!â What kind of comedy were you doing in 2005?
I was right out of Columbia. Itâs odd that I became a standup comedian, because I didnât grow up watching any standup at all. I did grow up idolizing âS.N.L.,â of course, and Gilda Radner. I loved comedy. Anyway, Josh and I were living on Henry Street, in Brooklyn, and I was working at a bakery on Court Street. I had zero connections to anyone in the entertainment industry, but I had [my comedy partner] Gabe Liedman and a bunch of us from Columbia who had been in an improv group. I wanted to one day have a âStrangers with Candyâ-type show. Gabe and I watched every episode a million times, and Amy Sedaris is, like, a living god. So we started a sketch group. We practiced and practiced. We had nowhere to perform. Finally, we got a spot at a tiny theatre near Great Jones Street, and we put on a show. Our group was called the Wiener Philharmonic, and our show was calledâhonestly, Michael, it was called âDoody Calls.â I thought I was going to get discovered, even though nobody knew where this place was and the only people who came were like our families. I can still quote some of the lines.
Letâs hear!
Well, one of my characters was the least intelligent girl in the graduating class, and somebody had made a mistake in calculating the valedictorian. Theyâre all, like, âWelcome our valedictorian!â and sheâs just a big dum-dum. It starts with her going, âDearly . . . gathered.â
Werenât you your actual valedictorian in high school?
I was, yeah.
What was your speech like?
Oh, my God. Iâm sure it was so self-serious and condescending. I had no idea how to be a person. But I do remember quoting âMrs. Dalloway,â and the speech was about how what we should angle for is not one diamond-in-the-rough moment. We should look at the world as this scavenger hunt of precious things, and hopefully theyâre unlimited rather than one big one that we need to keep tethering ourselves to in order to feel important.
Do you feel like youâve followed that advice?
I do. I got bullied so hard in middle school, and my mom really drilled into my head, âThe people who are hurting your feelingsâthis is a high point for them. Theyâre using you to step up a little higher.â First of all, itâs probably not true. A lot of those people probably became really nice and have a good life. But I remember being concerned with making sure that thereâs this big feeling of plurality in my life. Thereâs so much to find. You donât want to be the person who had that one moment where you sensed something shining. That has always scared me.